Champagne Minivan

we got this ancient van that runs with no keys and
it's got a pair of stolen portable freezers
we're throwin bashes like they've gone outta season
make me awake when we're at rehab please
oh yeah!

she's got a snakeskin floor
inside a lipstick holder
with an electric choke
the miles are slipping

i'm thinking that the blenders made the wipers blow and
we're running later than our new york shows and
he called the office somewhere way up the road and
he said to take the freaking thing outta low
oh yeah!